It’s only 1 in the afternoon, and I’ve ate 1/4 of trail mix; a peanut butter and jam sandwich, and a cup of soup broth. I still have yet to eat dinner, which will probably be another 500 million calories. I am a failure. I have 8 days until my birthday. 8 days to lose 10 pounds. I don’t think I’ll make it at this rate. Why did I eat?